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| Portrait of a Pig by Jamie Wyeth | 
SONG OF THE HOG
It’s true, I
grunt. I’m low. I lurk. 
I roll in
mud. I muck about.  
When dinner comes, no matter what, 
I scarf it up and soil my snout
and gulp with such abandon that
my cousin pigsters get left out. 
Ferocious Me!  That’s who I am –
I nip the runts and make them shout,
“O, Rotund One! O, Royal Swine! 
You are the barnyard’s Master
Lout. 
We’re curly-tailed and pink and squealy,
but you are the Porcine King, no
doubt! “
Quite right! Quite right!  I
understand
what being a Hog is all about! 
I think Jamie Wyeth, whose "Portrait of a Pig" heads up this post, painted the swiney guy I was thinking of. Here's a bit of trivia: The real-life subject of this painting ate seventeen tubes of the artist's paint while no one was looking. O, Rotund One! 
 
 


